Extra-Rubber Neotac Pants

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This is not a drill. Leave the area as fast as possible. 
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ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!
THE NUSA NEW FRONT IS HERE FOR YOU!
YOU CANNOT HIDE. YOU CANNOT RUN.
WE WILL FIND YOU. WE WILL KILL YOU.
ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.
ALL YOUR BA-
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