Flexi-Membrane Leather Bra

So soft it will feel like a newborn baby is caressing your lumps. 
What do you mean that sounds wrong? 
It's true and I'm not changing it! 
Okay okay. Fuck you too. 
 
So soft it will feel like you've got a puppy dog suckling on your bossom! 
HOW IS THAT MORE WRONG? 
God damnit Mike, it's BRA! 
People need to know its COMFY while looking POWERFULL!
 
Okay, last try and then I'm calling it a day okay. 

The leather feel better than when you did that synthcoke bender yesterday! 
Still not good enough?! 
YOU DO IT THEN YOU IMPOSSIBLE BITCH!