Modified Snake-Skin Cowboy Hat

So your a cowboy and wanted a hat with a built in NoPro for those sweet 4th of July shootouts. 
 
This ladies and gentlemen is our newest and most exclusive Snake-Skin Cowboy Hat with built in NoPro to show all your choombatas how much of a legendary gunslinger you are while fumbling to reholster for a solid 25 seconds. 
 
Made from only extinct snakes from a thirld world country we no longer know how to pronounce. Yeehaw!