Padded Strappers with Aluminum Inserts

Run around like a gonk on broken nails and other spiky parts?
Like, I don't know, the bad end of a knife? 
A cyberpchycos spiked face? 
Whatever the case might be, you'll be sure to have your feet intact after.
With our patent pending aluminium inserts that will reflect 99.9%* of all blows. 
Never worry about a puncture again. They'll take it. 


*During testing 99.9% of test subjects thrusting at the boots were baby monkeys. 
What do you mean that's not the same as a cybered up adult? 
Get the fuck out of here holmes.