Syncotton Cocktail Jacket

So you want the ultimate cocktail jacket.
Well look no further.
Purple. Check. Stylish as fuck.
Magneta. Check. Stylish as fuck.
What is there really to think about?
You want to be the center of attention and we want to sell you shit.
Just go out there and buy yourself a set. 
Maybe the tailor will need to spend the same amount of money to make it fit you...
I mean, all our models are anorexic because that's what we think people look like.
so you know, it won't fit a normal human being. 
It's sad but it's the truth.