Weighted Tac Vest with Utility Straps

Well shit, choom. That's one rad looking slugger you've got there in those racks. Why don't you bring one over so I can see it! 
 
My new security suite needs some upgraded firepower to handle these new dipshits that keep trying to break into my offices!
 
Help a gal out, why don't you choom. How about a 10% discount for an old friend, eh?